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Our blatantly myopic worldview, boiled down into the most ridiculous holiday of them all... Columbus Day.


Rape a native for Columbus Day
wrap me in your blanket
give me the fucking plague
Subvert a people for Columbus Day
trade me a trinket for the
U S of Fuckin' A.

Lay your mother in a shallow grave
save the scalp so you get paid
The rest of your family are new slaves
one day a bunch of dumb motherfuckers
will celebrate Columbus Day.

Destroy a culture for Columbus Day
inferior to Catholicism in every way
Burn down a village for Columbus Day
Queen Isabella must have been just a
Fuck of a lay.

-we gotta get that sum byitch
somebody jump in the back of my pickup truck
there's several shotguns beyak deyah-


from How Do You Build A Media Empire?, released July 4, 2014
Kappo: Lyrics/Music/Voice The Rev: Lyrics/Voice Ragebeast: Voice



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