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Limitless consumption is the only thing that will 'save' our country... so belly up Taxpayers®.


Binge on another jingle
just before you puke
spawn of Alice Walton's cheshire cunt
when 50% scrapes the back of your throat
are you ready to accept the payoff load?

It's black friday so let the blood flow
fuck the 6am sales at Macy's and Home Depot
bloodshot eyes, a drunken ride
got an Xbox One before midnight

She had a pretty good life
until black friday when she got
curb stomped for the knockout game
With rock so topical
Kappo and The Rev
melting Vanilla Ice
John Lennon and Jesus Christ

I got a cheap 62 inch HD
it's covered in blood
with cracks on the screen
The devil is in the dollar
and there's oh so many
your soul is up for grabs
but it's only worth a penny

Buy my love with plastic
buy me something drastic
drowned in debt but fuck it
I saved 90% (put it all on credit)


from How Do You Build A Media Empire?, released July 4, 2014
Kappo: Lyrics/Music/Voice The Rev: Lyrics/Voice Ragebeast: Lyrics/Voice



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